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Omg, being friends with the koolest kid in school has some serious McPerkingtons. Word on the street (the street outside Bungalow 8!!1!!!) is that a certain fieldston celebutante was just offered his second role in a major motion picture.

This news arrives on the heels of his whirlwind European press junket for his appearance in Tony Gilroy's much lauded Michael Clayton. Fresh off the Mediterranean shores, our starlet arrived back in NYC just in time to catch the premiere of pal Clive Owen's new flick Shoot 'Em Up, and it was at the AFTERPARTY Y'ALL that things got fiercest. After briefly eating out Monica Bellucci, bumping shoulders (and lines) with MK, and autographing the cock of the indian guy from Life Aquatic, our man got down to business.

Although one too many crantinis left the blushing blonde a lil hazy on the deetz, he wasn't too drunk to forget to brag about scoring the title role in the following project......

Ladys and gentlemen, we give you Tony Gilroy's new Global-Warming-action-movie-with-a-heart... Captain Planet. OMGZ, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST MOVIE SINCE BRATZ!