Hey, Remember When Diana Spent the Summer in Turkey?

Last week an enraged and elderly Turk shot a man to death for banging on his wife and then he cut off the penis to boot!

Gunman Severs Victim's Penis

A police statement said the 76-year-old Turk confronted the other man, 58, at a bus stop in Wimpassing near Vienna on Wednesday, shot him at close range, sliced off the man's penis with a kitchen knife and laid it beside him before fleeing.

The gunman was arrested in a nearby apartment building, offering no resistance. During questioning, he admitted the killing and said he was relieved "because he had rescued his honor," the statement said.

Yay! I love a severed penis story, and this one's especially delicious because of the foreign elderly and gunfight factors. I really like that not only did this Turk wait to cut the penis until after the guy was already dead, but that he "sliced" it using a kitchen knife. Yum! Also I'm loving that he took the time to "lay it beside him before fleeing." That shows real style and professional pride and on a Romanian man chopping off his own penis thinking it was a chicken scale of foreign severed penises stories this rates a 6 or 7 at. least.

Related: How much better would the word "penis" be if it were spelled "peanus" ?