Living with a goddamn hick definitely has its ups, like how I never ever have to worry about the house being out of ketchup, and also its downs, like when I say "mm this juice is delicious" and Hick says "innit?"
In the past weeks I have caught sight of the following startling bumpkin erupt out of that girl:
- Hick bobbing in front of the toaster-oven in apparent anticipation of the MUFFIN which she removes from said t.o. and then FROSTs with extreme glee; this has happened on two separate occasions
- Hick, upon learning that whenever the toilet is flushed a pipe leaks, determining that she'll "just have to pee in the bathtub again"
- Hick making out with a middle aged pickle vendor at the Medieval Fair (yes)
- Hick exclaiming "It's Thursday night and I don't have any work to do, let's go to the Dollar Store" in elation
- Hick pointing at the TV and squealing "WHOO YEE PEYTON MANNING!" having seen some kind of football ad
- Hick referring to a jank City Sun Tanning commercial as "the classiest fucking commericial I've ever seen"
BONUS Hick IM conversation:
10:53
BEEEEPEP BEPP BEEEP BEP DEE DEEP
10:53
OOOOGA bunga
cowabunga dude
10:53
chimmmmm chiim chim chim chim charreee
10:54
fleep a dee deep
5 comments:
nah girl it's
WHOO-WEE
update! hick is currently reading the im conversation out loud and laughing hysterically
AHAHAH i love this game!
we new yorkers rarely get to see a bona fide hick amongst us! usually they just hang out at the hojo's in times square (i assume).
neither of you will ever be even remotely prepared to enter the south. you have no idea what's coming. i'm nothing
ummmm excuse me titnoo but i think you missed the point. nothing is coming to me, because i never plan to set foot in the southern area of the united states. i believe the furthest south i have ever been is like maryland, and one time i went to north carolina and although they definitely had MAD hick accents their state starts with "north."
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