Saturday, October 13, 2007

ok, richard branson, we're impressed.

You can stop doing stupid shit now. Anyone who looks like this in a harness:


should not be wearing a harness.

Apparently, to celebrate the launch of Virgin America, he decided to jump off of a 400 foot building and on his way down throw a shitload of plane tickets into the air, as well as permanently destroy his ability to have children. I would feel sorrier for him if I didn't just find the following quote:

"Sometimes," Branson says, "I do wake up in the mornings and feel like I've just had the most incredible dream. I've just dreamt my life."

And now, thanks to your balls, I have nightmares.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAH

yo sam you would make a breathtaking richard branson

A Dogg said...

Agreed

the L word said...

OH MY GOD that is tony's next project (after captain P, obvs): The Richard Branson story.

Anonymous said...

My hair doesn't get like that when its long. And i would have to eat alot of pasta. And get a fake tan. And age several years. And stop being really hot.

Anonymous said...

but imAGINE your business all up in that harness i cant think of a more heavenly image

Anonymous said...

sam...if you're not prepared to play richard branson in his lifetime television movie life story, you should probably get out of the acting biz. caauuuuuse i think that's where you're goin.

A Dogg said...

Agreed

Anonymous said...

am i the only one who thinks branson's HOT?