BREAKING NEWS....actually, not all.
Shmo**
AIM
7:39
if only i were gay
7:39
man
7:39
if i were gay
7:39
i'd get soooooooooooooooo much ass
7:40
it would be out of control
molls****
AIM
7:41
AAHAHH
7:41
youre right
7:41
do you think about that a lot?
Shmo**
AIM
7:41
sometimes
7:41
when i get lonely
7:42
i think to myself
7:42
if i were gay
7:42
i wouldn't be lonely
7:42
so then i try think about a man sexually. And instead of getting hard i wanna throw up a little. So i guess its just a moot point
7:42
but man
7:42
the sudden realization that i was gay
7:42
would be a blessing
7:43
most people would probably freak out
7:43
i would just think
7:43
oh shit i'm never going to have to worry about ejaculating ever again
molls****
AIM
7:45
i dont even know where to begin
Shmo**
AIM
7:45
its true
7:45
ass city
7:45
curse my genetics for making me straight
7:45
have you ever thought of what a gay bar or lesbian bar is acutally like for them?
7:45
YOU CAN FUCK EVERYBODY THEIR
7:45
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT BAR
7:46
IS OPEN TO YOU FUCKING THEM
7:46
a normal bar
7:46
have guys half girls
7:46
all competing for the other half
7:46
so not only do you have to worry about finding the right girl who is appealing to you
7:46
you have to worry about the other half of the bar
7:46
getting to her first
molls****
AIM
7:47
what else attracts you about the gay lifestyle?
Shmo**
AIM
7:47
you can say sexist things and get away with it
There's more but it gets freaky and raw and this is a family blog.
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3 comments:
Why does he think he would get more ass as a gay man than as a straight man? I just don't get it. Wouldn't one be equally as (un)attractive regardless of orientation?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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MOLLY!!!
(adogg, i think the idea is that shmo here believes himself to be extremely attractive, particularly to guys. plus, seeing as he's secretly attracted to guys, he wouldn't have such crippling anxiety around them, as he does with women.nor would he be so picky.)
I mean this conversation is terribly edited at least as far as i can remember but thats fine.
As to a doggs comment.
Well I've had a guy grab my ass on the street (fred was there at it was as we were talking to lwords house) and well no lady has ever grabbed my ass on the street. So hey.
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