Monday, September 17, 2007

Harry Potter's Naked Ass Out In Limited Release

Some of you who in youth followed the exploits of a certain nasty immigrant duo may recall my small inclination for Harry Potter and his rock body. Of late, as steadily that body has grown into the form of a man's, so has the lust grown. This is the result of four main factors: 1) the promise that Equus, the London play in which Harry Potter can be seen completely naked and fucking a horse live on stage (see picture), is coming to Broadway, 2) the fact that he turned 18 this summer (awesome because regular rape for sure means lower bail than statutory), 3) this direct invitation, and 4) the emergence of two photos: a gay stripper number, and a cock shot which, though fake, stirred emotions and an investigation by the L word and myself which were very, very real.

So imagine my excitement upon discovering the following:

TeenHollywood: Okay, the boys moon someone in December Boys. Was that a fanny double?

Daniel: [laughs] No. That's me, that's the genuine Radcliffe ass. It certainly is. I'm proud of it. *

OH. GOD. And all that genuine Potter ass pride is just sitting there at 68th st, waiting for me. I think I'm gonna be proud too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its not that great. Not that i would know about guys asses or anything.

Anonymous said...

yeah its gilroy. GIRLroy. ahha haha hahahhah ahhahahahaha